A newly married bride and groom were driving over the beautiful
countryside for their honeymoon. But the car was stuck in a mud
hole. Then a farmer on a tractor approached them. So husband
asked farmer to pull the car out. The farmer kindly helped them,
so they gave him fifty bucks to show their appreciation. The husband
said, "I think you make good money, don't you?" After the farmer
had pocketed the money, he answered. "Well, it's not so. You know,
it is a hard work to fill the hole with water during the night."

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Frank and Joe were watching the news. A suicidal man was standing
on a bridge, and police were trying to talk him down. "Bet you five bucks
the guy jumps," Frank said.
"You're on!" Joe replied.
They watched with great interest for a few minutes, and suddenly the
man threw himself from the bridge.
"Here's your five dollars," Joe said. "I really didn't think he'd do it."
"I can't take your money," Frank confessed. "The same story was on
earlier, on the five o'clock news."
"No, no, take it," Joe insisted. "I saw it at five, too, but I didn't think
the guy was stupid enough to jump again."