Osama bin Laden was very much about concerning his mortality after
September 11. So, he went to consult a psychic reader about the date of his
death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she
found the answer. "You will die on an American holiday." "Which one?" Osama
bin laden asked nervously. "It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Tell me
when?" He repeated. Then, she answered, "Whenever you die, it will be an
American holiday!"

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Little Jimmy was lying on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm
spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon,
he began to think about God. "God? Are you really there?" Jimmy said out
loud. To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Jimmy. What
can I do for you?"

Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, "God, what is a million years like to
you?"

Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God
responded in a manner to which Jimmy could relate, "A million years to me,
Jimmy, is like a minute."

"Oh," said Jimmy. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?"

"A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny."

"Wow!" remarked Jimmy, getting an idea. "You're so generous, can I have one
of your pennies?"

God replied, "Sure thing, Jimmy! Just a minute."

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes - You MUST read them out loud.

1) That's not right.-------------------------Sum Ting Wong.
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?-------Hu Yu Hai Ding.
3) See me ASAP.----------------------------Kum Hia Nao.
4) Small Horse------------------------------Tai Ni Po Ni
5) This is a tow away zone.--------------No Pah King.
6) He's cleaning his automobile.-------Wa Shing Ka.
7) Your body ordor is offensive.--------Yu Stin Ki Pu.