"When a man goes to a rest room, he usually goes for one reason and one
reason only. Women use rest rooms as social lounges and therapy rooms.
Women who go to a rest room as strangers can come out best friends
and lifelong buddies. But everyone would be instantly suspicious of the
man who called out, 'Hey Frank, I'm going to the toilet. You wanna come
with me?'"


Women use rest rooms as social lounges. During a visit to the ladies' room,
my friend Nancy heard the woman in the next stall suddenly ask, "So how
are you?"
Startled, Nancy replied tentatively, "Fine."
The woman continued, "So what's new?"
Still confused, Nancy said, "Not much. What's new with you?"
It was then that the woman snapped, "Do you mind? I'm on the phone."